The Blond-o-sonic Shimmer Trap

[Intro] Dm Bb
        Dm Bb


Dm           Bb
Black as a beacon
                          Dm
In a river of shimmering fog
        Bb
Yes she was

Dm                  Bb
If you were heat-seeking
                   Dm
She was hard to ignore
         Bb
Yes she was

Gm      Bb
And she snapped
     Dm                  F        Gm
Wing mirrors off of Cadillacs
       Bb                   Dm
The particularly pretty ones

Gm   Bb
And that
          Dm                      F       Gm
Meant she never had to strain her back
             Bb                Dm
When she was putting her lippy on

Dm                  Bb        Dm
Well, time tastes bland
            Bb
When she's not around
    Dm
And you'd sit and you'd sink and approach the brink
      Bb                                           Dm
Before she showed you how to shake love's steady hand
      Bb
Tha knows

Gm      Bb
And she snapped
     Dm                  F        Gm
Wing mirrors off of Cadillacs
       Bb                   Dm
The particularly pretty ones

Gm   Bb
And that
          Dm                      F       Gm
Meant she never had to strain her back
             Bb                Dm
When she was putting her lippy on

Bb                  Dm
Shake love's steady hand
Bb
Shake love's steady
Dm                                                  Bb
She floats like a niccy rush but she stings like a B-flat
Dm                              Bb
The Blond-o-Sonic Shimmer Trap

Gm      Bb
And she snapped
     Dm                  F        Gm
Wing mirrors off of Cadillacs
       Bb                   Dm
The particularly pretty ones

Gm   Bb
And that
          Dm                      F       Gm
Meant she never had to strain her back
             Bb                Dm
When she was putting her lippy on