Ladies And Gentleman

Intro:
B G#m B G#m B

Guitar 1
e-------------------------|
B-------------------------|
G-------------------------|
D---1-2-1-----------------|
A-2--------4-2--------1-2-|
E--------------4-2-4------|x2

Guitar 2
e-----------------|
B-----------------|
G-----------------|
D-----------------|
A-----1-2-----1-2-|
E-2-4-----2-4-----|x2


B                          G#m
I tell you something isn’t right
B                           G#m    F#
The way i’m feeling kept me up all night
B                    G#m
I fix myself another drink
B                           G#m     F#   E
I guess that’s crazy i need time to think
E           C#m           G#m  E
And all the good ones got away
E       C#m               G#m
All the good ones gone to waste

B                  G#m
And I take another hit
B                       G#m     F#  E
And do I really get my joy stealing?
E       C#m       G#m   E
All the TV’s hypnotised
E       C#m            G#m
All the loonies on the rise
F#
And oh man what I got to tell you

B                     G#m
Tonight Ladies and Gentlemen
           B
I roll the dice
                 G#m
Just gimmie that dice
          B                     G#m
It’s been so hard working for no one
           B
I roll the dice
                G#m
Just gimmie the dice

B    G#m
Yeah Yeah
B    G#m
Yeah Yeah

B                    G#m
Wakey wakey rise and shine
B                         G#m        F#
Put down your souvenirs I think it’s time
B                          G#m
We’ve been dead behind the eyes
B                         G#m     F#
Switching stations as our country dies

B                  Ebm
No matter what you do, you know
    G#m
The world it keeps on turning
B  Ebm          G#m   F#
We never feel a thing
F#                         E F# E F#
Come on and meet me at the Carnival

B                     G#m
Tonight Ladies and Gentlemen
           B
I roll the dice
                 G#m
Just gimmie that dice
          B                     G#m
It’s been so hard working for no one
           B
I roll the dice
                G#m
Just gimmie the dice

B    G#m
Yeah Yeah
B    G#m
Yeah Yeah

B
No matter what you do, you know
    G#m
The world it keeps on turning
B               G#m
We never feel a thing…

Outro: B G#m B G#m B