(Tyler, Perry, Desmond Child)
A
Hot wax drippin
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
D G
And I m ready, so ready
A
Lip smackin paddy wackin
Walkin the street
I got a rag top chevy
Now I m back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody
When I sit in the seat
D G
Cause I m ready, so ready
A
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
Ebdim7
Cause in the pink she looks so fine
Dm7
She got the cracker jack now all I want s the prize
A(Figure 1)
YEAH
A
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
Ebdim7
I ll-gotten booty s not my style
Dm7
I ll take a rain check til I get back on my feet
A(Figure 1)
YEAH
Cause I m
E A
Alright
Your momma says I m
D G
Alright
Your daddy says I m
E A
Alright
And my old lady says I m
D G
Alright
Whip crackin floozy
Way outta control
She got a new kinda jelly
In her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
But the wrong keyhole
And I m ready, so ready
I m a red hot pistol
And I m ready to fight
I m a 38 special
On a Saturday night
I m gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
Make it alright
Cause I m ready, so ready
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss honey that s my kinda trash
HONEY
My brand new baby s lookin f-i-n-e FINE
The sun is shinin every day
Ain t got no rubbers now it s rainin all the time
HONEY
But I m
Alright
My little sister says I m
Alright
Ohh my brother thinks I m
Alright
And my old lady knows I m
Alright
E B F#
I feel like I m hung up on the line
C# G#
I d die for you but we were partners in the crime
B F# C#
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
G#
Let s put our clothes back on
A
And by the way girl
B A
What s your name again?
But I m
Alright
You re daddy says I m
Alright
And Tipper thinks I m
Alright
And Joe Perry says I m
Alright
Pitched my tent
In the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
That s callin my name
She gonna blow my cover
She s hot as a flame
But I m ready, so ready
I shove my tongue
Right between your cheeks
I haven t made love now
For twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
Your lovin squeaks
And I m ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Figure 1:
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D|22222222 repeat it
A|30030000
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Chords:
C# 446664
D 000232
Dm7 xx0211
Ebdim7 xx1212
E 022100
F# 244322
G 320033
G# 466544
A 002220 or 577655
B 224442 or 799877
