Beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the A string, down to D on A, then a C
power chord rooted on A, then a G Power chord rooted on A at the 10th fret. (I think
that s right, it was kind of a PITA to figure out)
Intro: (Barre) (power chord)
(Done quickly)
I used to be a dead guy
(done quickly
Now I m a in Jedi
And I ve got lots of news for you
And I ve got a long list of things to do
(Done quickly)
I used to dwell on the present
(Done quickly)
I used to be so Hesitant
But now I ve got my whole life to live
(staccato)
And I ve got all my love to give to all you ers that I hayayate
It s like the Gift of the Magi
It s like the Gift of the Magi 2!
You sold your soul to buy some
I sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
We ve gotta get him in the van
What if he resists?
Kick him in the back of the in head
Put him in the back of the in Vayayayan
It s a miracle of science,
This portrayal of violence
It lives inside us all
it lives inside our hearts
(staccato)
Just like a stupid ing tape wooooorm
Play into
Who can we blame?
The husband divorced his wife
after she cut her hair
because she was way less able
And that s just unforgiveable
Moved into a condo
and hung out by the POOOL
He never wore a bathing suit
Because he wanted scope out the talent
If god doesn t like ugly
He does t like anybody
god anyway
He s osbsolete
(staccato)
My god thinks my jokes are funny
Intro
There is no one to blame
People are just in mean
GO ?SONS?