Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don t sit down, cause I ve moved your chair
Find a well known hardman and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fit a circular hole with a peg that s square
But just don t sit down, cause I ve moved your chair
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
Kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates
Do the macarena in the devil s lair
But just don t sit down, cause I ve moved your chair