(Capo on 4th)
If I were you, & I wish that I were you
All the things I d do to make myself turn blue
I suppose I d start by removing all my clothes
Tie my pantyhose around my neck
I ll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field you would be in clover
If I were the sun you would be in shadows
And if I had a gun there d be no tomorrows
If you will not have me as myself
Perhaps as someone else perhaps as you I ll be worth noticing
Then even a eunuch won t resist
The magic of a kiss from such as me
I ll be that girl & you would be right over
If I were a field you would be in clover
If I were the sun you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun there d be no tomorrow
It s time to kick off your shoes learn how to choose sadness
It s time to throw off those chains addle our brains with madness
Cause we got plenty of time to grow old and die
But when at last your beauty s faded you ll be glad that I have waited for you
When you re done with being beautiful & young
When that course is run, then come to me
I ll be that girl - and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there d be no tomorrow
There d be no tomorrow
There d be no tomorrow
There d be no tomorrow
There d be no tomorrow
