Verse 1:
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She ll make you breakfast, she ll make you toast
Fm9add6 A7b6
But she don t use butter, she don t use cheese
She don t use jelly or any of these
Chorus 1:
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She uses Va - ss - e - line
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Va - ss - e â line
Link:
[ â â â - â â â â Fm9add6]
Verse 2:
I know a guy who goes to shows
When he s at home and he blows his nose
Fm9add6 A7b6
He don t use tissues or his sleeve
He don t use napkins or any of these
Chorus 2:
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He uses ma - ga - zines
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Ma - ga - zines,
Link:
[ â â â - â â â â Fm9add6]
Verse 3:
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She s always changing the color of her hair
Fm9add6 A7b6
She don t use nothing you buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
Chorus 3:
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She uses ta - n â ger-ines
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Ta - n â ger â ines
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Ta - n â ger - ines
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Ta - n â ger â ines
Outro: . . . . . .