I m never gonna be the handyman around the house my father was
So don t be asking me to hang a curtain rail for you, because
Screwdriver business just gets me confused
It takes me half an hour to change a fuse
And when I flicked the switch the lights all blew
I m not your handyman
Don t be expecting me to put up shelves or build a garden shed
But I can write a song that tells the world how much I love you instead
I m not any good at pottery so let s lose the t and just shift back the e
And I ll find a way to make my poetry build a roof over our heads
I know it looks like I m just reading the paper
But these ideas I ll turn to gold dust later
Cause I m a writer not a decorator?
I m not your handyman
