[Intro]
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[Verso 1]
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I took her out it
Was a Friday night
I wore cologne to
Get the feeling right
We started making out and
She took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
[Refrão]
And that s about the
Time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you
When you re twenty-three
And are still more
Amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I
Should act my age
What s my age again?
What s my age again?
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[Verso 2]
Then later on
On the drive home
I called her mom
From a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband s in
Jail This state looks
Down on sodomy
[Refrão]
And that s about the time
That bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when
You re twenty-three
And are still more amused
By prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act
My age What s my age again?
What s my age again?
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[Refrão]
And that s about the time
She walked away from me
Nobody likes you when
You re twenty-three
And you still act like
You re in Freshman
Year What the hell
Is wrong with me?
My friends say I
Should act my age
What s my age again?
And that s about the
Time she broke up with me
No one should take
Themselves so seriously
With many years
Ahead to fall in
Line Why would you
Wish that on me?
I never want to act my
Age What s my age again?
What s my age again?
[Final]