Well, I stood under your bedroom window
Throwing up a brick
No one came I threw one more
That really did the trick
Your daddy came and banged my head
He said what kind of man
Is this that s hanging round my girl
And threw me in the car
You re a
farmer s daughter
You re a farmer s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn t oughta get
I won t get no more
eggs and water
Now I ve laid the
Emfarmer s daughter
(Piano solo in , same chords as above)
Imagine I was a full-grown man
And I could talk just right
Could I come and see you here
And do this every night
Wham! The door comes crashing down
Your daddy s face all pale
Says come with me you hairy bum
I ll put you in my jail
You re a
judge s daughter
You re a judge s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn t oughta get
Now I m getting
jail and torture
Cause I made the
judge s daughter
(Spoken: Yes I did. It was nice.)
(Guitar solo)
It seems they re screaming
law and order
When I go with
Anyone s daughter
Woman I should like some peace
And daddy hold your tongue
I think you re gonna die of fright
When I tell you what I ve done
I can hear your tales and lies
You say I m dumb and scraggy
But man this dumb and scraggy is
Your daughter s baby s daddy
She s a
lucky daughter
Such a lucky daughter
Why did I always get
The kinda girl I didn t wanna get
Now I ve got what I
always fought for
Cause I ve married a
Rich man s daughter
(Spoken: Waddaya think of that?)