It Me Ur Valentine

It s the day of love

And I guess I m your date

You partook in a youtube game

But we can call it fate


Cause if this wasn t manufactured

If it weren t pretend

Here s a list of reasons why

You wouldn t date me again


My room s a mess

I usually dress

Like I am twelve years old

My temper s bad

I m always sad

I complain when I m cold


I m usually touring

Usually boring

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I lose my keys

You ll never see

My bathroom floor


I cry every day

I m always late

I chew my pens

I ve not seen "friends"

Not great with dogs

I monologue

I pick my skin

Drink too much gin


Leave you on "read"

Have a loft bed

Never unpacked

Always jetlagged

Insufferable

Uncomfortable

Incapable

Undateable?