(i Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea

Intro: (4x)



Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,

To get your kicks at sixty six,

He thinks of all the lips that he licks,

And all the girls that he s going to fix!



She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,

But there s no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,

Capi - tal punish - ment, she s last years model,

They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,

...I don t want ...to go to ...Chelsea!



Oh, no, it does not move me,

Even though I ve seen the movie,

I don t want to check your pulse,

I don t want no - body else,

I don t want to go to Chelsea!



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Every - body s got new orders,

Be a nice girl, and kiss the warders,

Now the teacher is a - way,

All the kids be - gin to play!


(2x)



Men come sceaming, dressed in white coats,

Shake you very gently by the throat,

One s named , one s named Alfie,

...I don t ....want to ...go to ...Chelsea!



Oh, no, it does not move me,

Even though I ve seen the movie,

I don t want to check your pulse,

I don t want no - body else,

I don t want to go to Chelsea!

(4x)



Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,

To get your kicks at sixty six,

He thinks of all the lips that he licks,

And all the girls that he s going to fix!



She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,

But there s no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,

Capital punishment, she s last years model,

They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,

...I don t want ...to go to ...Chelsea!



Oh, no, it does not move me,

Even though I ve seen the movie,

I don t want to check your pulse,

I don t want no - body else,

I don t want to go to Chelsea!



Intro: (4x)