The Naughty Sailors Alphabet
A is for arsehole all covered in hair
B is for after which we don t care
C is for which doth glisten and pong
D s diarrhea, that s shit all gone wrong
Chorus
Merrily, merrily, so merry sail we
No mortal on Earth Like a sailor at sea
Heave away, haul away, the ship roles along
Give a sailor his gobble and there s all goes wrong
E is for eunuch with only one ball
F s the poor er that s got none at all
G is for gobble which we ve already had
H is for the handfull which can t be that bad
Chorus
I is for incest, that s ing your mum
J is for jobfull, that s one up the arm
K is for knickers all torn up and stamped on
L is for locked up with clamps on my Hampton
Chorus
M is for morals, we hope you have none
N s for the nasty that belongs to the nun
O is for orifice, that s long for a whole
P is for penis, that s prick to a prole
Chorus
Q is for question that says do you ?
R is the answer like hard ing luck!
S is for shit, what a foul ing lot!
T s and turds, and tossers, and twots!
Chorus
U is for uniform, preferably school
V s for , that s only cool
W s for wanking, that s caning our s
X is the experiment of ing your socks
Chorus
Y is for y-fronts all skid marked and grimy
Z is for zollocks, it s wrong but it s rhymy
There s butter and cheese and bread on the shelf
If you want anymore then go yourself!