Flight of the Conchords - A Gender Reversal Reversal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuKvODyuHps
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[Main chords]
e|-5----|-5----|-3----|-3----|-4----|
B|-5----|-6----|-5----|-3----|-5----|
G|-5----|-5----|-5----|-4----|-4----|
D|-7----|-7----|-5----|-5----|-6----|
A|(7)---|(8)---|(3)---|(5)---|(7)---|
E|(5)---|------|(3)---|(3)---|------|
The bottom A and E strings are optional if you want to get an easier start
You can stick to just the ones above, but Bret uses these open chords in
the middle to emphasize the lyrics
e|-0----|-1----|-0----|-7----|-7----|
B|-1----|-1----|-1----|-8----|-9----|
G|2----|-2----|-0----|-7----|-9----|
D|-2----|-3----|-2----|-9----|-9----|
A|-0----|-3----|-3----|(10)--|(7)---|
E|-0----|-1----|-0----|(7)---|(7)---|
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
You walk into the office in your corporate attire
It s only morning tea time yet I m burning with desire
I ll catch you in the corridor, a smart casual blouse
You brush past my cubical, I m instantly aroused
I watched you at your desk this morning, filling out some spreadsheets
I could not help but picture you spread out on my bed sheets
I watch you from the water cooler, talking to finance
I had to take my paper cup and pour it down my pants
Well, let s get out of these clothes
Let s get out of this office
Is that a tent in your pants?
No, that s a two-bedroom cottage
Gonna feel your boober in the back of the Uber
I m going to play with your jacksie while you pay for the taxi
Well, you look good in that skirt
And you look good in that shirt
Well, you look so good it hurts
And then we... uh-uh!
[Bridge 1]
Ooh, just two irresistible forces
The tension is mounting
Ooh, I m Deanna from human resources
And I m Ian from accounting
[Verse 2]
Well, you ve waxed your legs
Your legs are looking smooth
Your legs are looking fine
Uh, uh, ooh, uh
I ve only waxed one leg
The left leg, then I ran out of time
Well, you ve got one hot leg
You re intoxicating, you smell so sweet
It s like confectionery
Thanks, it s my deodorant
You ve been learning big words
From a big word book
A dictionary?
Yeah, that s it, thanks
You ve removed your clothes
And my underclothes
You look good nude?
Yeah, I do
Cause I had a spray tan, been working on my pecks
And I trimmed my pubes
And they re the perfect length of pube, oh
[Chorus 1]
Can t fight this fire
Can t fight this feeling
Let s take it higher
I m gonna spunk on the ceiling
You can touch my boobies, like they do in rude movies
As when we re finished we ll have to replace all the duvets
Ooh, it s just human nature
Yeah, it s a primal calling
Ooh, I m Deanna, Deanna from HR
And I m Ian from accounting
Ooh, can t put out this fire
No, not even with a fountain
Ooh, we are bound my human desire
And I m Ian from accounting
[Verse 3]
N.C
You ve been learning sex moves
Cause you just touched my nips
Yes, I ve been reading Cosmo for clothes advice and sex tips
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
N.C.
Hey girls, spice things up
Try touching his nips. Oh!
[Chorus 2]
We couldn t fight this fire
Couldn t fight this feeling
We took it higher
Now let s wipe off the ceiling
We should go back to work
Well, I ve got spunk on my shirt
I m going to wipe down the ottoman
Ooh, that I had my bottom on
I had a good time Ian
Ah, I had a great time Deanna
We should throw out that rug
I wouldn t eat that banana
[Outro]
Ooh, just two irresistible forces
It s a primal calling
Ooh, I m Deanna from human resources
And I m Ian from accounting
Deanna from HR
And Ian from accounting