Dancin Fool - Frank Zappa
Intro : 8 maten A
Don t know much about dancin
That s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
N both my feet s too long
Course now right along with em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin every night
Hopin one day I might get it right
I m a dancin fool, I m a Dancin fool (2x)
(6/4) I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
But I can t compete, cause I m a
(4/4)Dancin fool, I m a Dancin fool
The disco folks all dressed up
Like they s fit to kill
I walk on in n see em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide,
I m a
Dancin fool, I m a Dancin fool
The beat goes on And I m so wrong
The beat goes on And I m so wrong
The beat goes on n I m so wrong
The beat goes on n I m so wrong
The beat goes on n I m so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but I m a
Dancin fool, I m a dancin fool
Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt s half open, t show you my chains
N the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin
That s what you d prob ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away
I m a Dancin fool, I m a Dancin fool, (etc., etc.)
I may be totally wrong, but I m a
I may be totally wrong, but I m a
I may be totally wrong, but I m a
FOOL-uh!
Hey darlin ...can I buy ya a drink?
Lookin for Mister Goodbar? Here he is...
Wait a minute...I ve got it...You re an Italian!
Hah?Yer Jewish?
Love your nails...you must be a Libra...
Your place or mine?
