This Ain't Dallas

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THIS AIN T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN T DYNASTY

THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN FAMILY

AND I AIN T J.R. AND YOU AIN T SUE ELLEN

WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER





I WORK EVERYDAY THE SUN COMES UP

FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE

I DON T HAVE A NEW MERCEDES CAR

OR A CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE



MY WIFE AIN T OUT SHOPPING

WITH THE COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS

CAUSE SHE S WORKIN IN THE MORNIN

UNTIL SHE PICKS UP THE KIDS AT THREE



THIS AIN T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN T DYNASTY

THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN FAMILY

AND I AIN T J.R. AND YOU AIN T SUE ELLEN

WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER


NOW, WE ALL LIKE TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS
AND WE ALL LIKE TO DREAM
YEAH, OL J.R. IS MAKING DEALS
AND ALEXIS IS MAKIN STEAM

JOAN AND LINDA, VICTORIA AND MORGAN
THEY RE A SIGHT TO SEE
MY OLD LADY SAID, "I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKIN"
I SAID "NOW HONEY, DON T YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT IS ON T.V."


AND THIS AIN T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN T DYNASTY

THIS IS MAKIN A LIVIN DPWN IN TENNESSEE

AND I AIN T J.R. AND YOU AIN T SUE ELLEN

WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER




THIS AIN T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN T DYNASTY

THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN FAMILY

AND I AIN T J.R. AND YOU AIN T SUE ELLEN

WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER