[Intro]
[Verse]
I used to be a simple, old, country ,
until the yellow evening I met Mr. Higger.
He was Asian and very, very bright,
Mr. Higgie used to eat his rice all night.
[Verse]
Mr. Higger cracked whips in the desolate east,
where he loved to fight many evil beasts.
He said white fellers used to call his people zips,
So he joined a gang called the crips.
[Chorus]
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?
If it ain t too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?
Hey Mr. Higgie, your is very biggie.
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.
[Verse]
We are homo in the grand, old west,
Mr. Higger and I have passionate sex.
It s extremely dirty out in the fields,
But it s worth it to have some certain feels.
[Verse]
Now we want to dance to some disco,
so we re moving west to San Francisco.
We re going to have each other s company,
While my dick is hard and super uppity.
[Chorus]
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?
If it ain t too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?
Hey Mr. Higgie, your is very biggie.
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.
[Bridge]
I thought Mr. Higger was a nice guy,
Until I got aids in my eyes.
I thought Mr. Higger was a nice guy,
Until I went blind from his slime.
[Chorus]
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?
If it ain t too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?
Hey Mr. Higgie, your is very biggie.
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.
[Outro]