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I have a dream, I m here to tell
About a wonderful fantastic new hotel!
It s one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele! (Ooooh)
Inside of every demon is a rainbow!
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!
We can turn around!
They ll be heaven bound!
With just a little time
Down at the Happy Hotel!
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos
Creepers, -ups, crooks and zeroes
And the fallen superheroes
* * *
Help is here!
All of you cretins, s and losers
Sexual deviants and boozers
And prescription drug abusers
* * *
Need not fear!
While in our care
We ll cure your sin
We ll make you well
You ll feel so swell!
Right here in Hell
At the Happy Hotel!
There ll be no more fire, and no more screams
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams
And puffy-wuffy clouds!
You re gonna be like, wow!
Once you check in with meeeeee~
So, all your cartoon addictions
Vegan rants, psychic predictions
Ancient Roman crucifictions
* * *
End right here!
All you monsters, thieves and crazies
Cannibals and crying babies
Frothing mouth is full of rabies
* * *
Filled with cheer!
You ll be complete!
It ll be so neat!
Our service can t be beat!
You ll be on easy street, yes!
Life, will be sweet
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At the Happy Hotel!
