SOUTH PARK - Kyle s Mom Is A Bitch
by Eric Cartman
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Kyle s mom s a bitch, she s a big fat bitch,
She s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She s a bitch to all the boys and girls.
e|--3---3----3---3-5-3--|
B|----5---5----5--------|
G|----------------------|
D|----------------------|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|
On Monday she s a bitch
On Tuesday she s a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she s a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She s u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle s Mom,
She s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She s a stupid bitch, Kyle s Mom s a bitch,
And she s such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
(Chords: D#,A#,G#)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle s Mom,
She s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She s a stupid bitch, Kyle s Mom s a bitch,
And she s such a dirty bitch;
ring
e|-----------------------------------------------------8-7--|
B|----------7---9---10------------------8-10-11-10-8--------|
G|--6-6/5/4--------------8--9--11---9-9--------------9------|
D|------------9---9----9---9--9----9------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
I really mean it,
Kyle s Mom, she s a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat in bitch, Kyle s Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Guide:
In 1st strophe C should be like this (335553) and G like this (355433) and C# and G#
in 2nd strophe just slide down neck and so till end.
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