[Intro]
[Verse]
If I didnât have you, life would be blue
Iâd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS
A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick
Iâd be one of my outfits without a dick-ey
Iâd be cheese without the mac,
Jobs without the Wozniak
Iâd be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your
calculator, making it much harder to crack
Iâd be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com
And Iâd probably still live with my mom
(All, echo: And heâd probably still live with his mom)
Ever since I met you, youâve turned my world around
Youâve supported all my dreams and all my hopes
Youâre like Uranium-235 and Iâm Uranium-238,
Almost inseparable isotopes
I couldnât have imagined how good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette
If I didnât have you, life would be dreary
Iâd be string theory without any string
Iâd be binary code without a one,
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun
Iâd be âFireflyâ, âBuffy,â and âAvengersâ without Joss Whedon
Iâd speak a lot more Klingon,
(AND THEN IN KLINGON SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE:)
Kalocht mechht kaccht jujch faaarm....
All: And heâd definitely still live with his mom
Ever since I met you, youâve turned my world around
Youâre my best friend and my lover
Weâre like changing electric and magnetic fields;
you canât have one, without the other
I couldnât have imagined how good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette
All: Oh, we couldnât have imagined, how good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette