[Intro]
[Chris]
Guess what, ever since the world began
Same plot, everyone s been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they feel better than
I hope you re taking notes cause
You feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real
Some of us have got it, girl
And some got squat
That s the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break it to you
My daddy taught me
You get no where being nice
So now I m sharing his advice:
The world according to Chris is
Better to strike then get struck
Better to screw then get screwed
You d probably think it s bizarre
But that s the way things are
(Spoken)
Sue: But that doesn t mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind?
Chris: Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?
[KEY CHANGE FROM]
[Billy]
I swear
There s a dick in every class
Not fair
Each and every time I fail those losers pass
Hey, everyone of them can kiss my ass
[Chris]
N.C.
You wonder why I love him
[Billy]
One year, there was this good looking guy
So queer
And on top of that he has a wandering eye
One day he looks at me
And, huh, bye-bye
[Chris]
N.C.
I bet he got the message
[Chris and Billy]
We re here to tell you how this whole damn freak show works
[Chris and Billy]
If you don t listen, then you re jerks!
[All]
The world according to Chris is
Better to punch than get punched
Better to burn than get burned
Learn that and you re gonna go far
Cause that s the way things are
[Chris]
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na
[All]
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na
[Sue]
Tommy, you don t understand
What was just a joke got out of hand
We kept on screaming til she hit the floor
[Spoken]
N.C.
Tommy: C mon, everybody was doing it
[Sue]
Hey, I was in there, too
What came over me was something new
I did things I d never done before
And now I wish there s something
I could do or say
I ve never ever felt this way
[Tommy]
Look, Sue
Don t be so hard on yourself
You can tell me to keep my mouth shut
But, wanna know what I d advise?
[Sue]
What?
[Tommy]
Apologize
[Chris]
Ew, Sue
I can tell you re feeling sad
[All]
Boo Hoo!
So, we clobbered Carrie and that s too damn bad
[Chris]
This is why you ve gotta love my dad
[All]
He s got the right idea
[Chris]
My daddy taught me who s on top and who s below
[All]
Who s below
[Chris]
And now its time I let you know
The world according to Chris...
[All]
Ha-na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na na
[Billy]
Let s start this party, people!
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
[Chris]
(softly)
The world according to Chris is
Better to whip than get whipped
Even if somebody bleeds
Please
Nobody dies from a scar
And that s the way things
N.C.
Are