Dont Bother

couplets: Em, C, Am Em
refrain: G, D, Am, C, Cm.


She s got the kind of look that defies gravity

She s the greatest cook

And she s fat free

She s been to private school

And she speaks perfect French

She s got the perfect friends

Oh isn t she cool


She practices Tai Chi

She d never lose her nerve

She s more than you deserve

She s just far better than me

Hey, hey!


So don t bother

I won t die of deception

I promise you won t ever see me cry

Don t feel sorry


And don t bother

I ll be fine

But she s waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don t bother, be unkind



I m sure she doesn t know

How to touch you like I would

I beat her at that one good

Don t you think so


She s almost six feet tall

She must think I m a flea

I m really a cat, you see

And it s not my last life at all

Hey, hey!



So don t bother

I won t die of deception

I promise you won t ever see me cry

Don t feel sorry


Don t bother

I ll be fine

But she s waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don t bother, be unkind

Solo: X 2


{Whispering} (même accord que pour le refrain mais faut juste les plaquer ;-)
For you, I d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I d file my nails so they don t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won t, but you won t


(continuer comme pour le refrain)

So don t bother,

I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine

I promise you won t ever see me cry


And after all I m glad that I m not your type

I promise you won t ever see me cry


Don t bother,

I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine

I promise you won t ever see me cry


And after all I m glad that I m not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type

I promise you won t ever see me cry