Honey,I`m Home

1. The car won t start, it s falling apart,

I was late for work and the boss got smart.

My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose,

my hair went flat, man I hate that.

2. Just when I thought things couldn t get worse,

I realized I forgot my purse.

With all this stress I must confess,

this could be worse than PMS.
This job ain t worth the pay, can t wait till the end of the day.

Hey, Honey I m on my way, hey! hey! hey!hey!

Honey, I m home and I had a hard day,

pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,

rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
fix me up my favorite treat.

Honey, I m back, my head s killing me,

I need to relax and watch TV,

get off the phone give the dog a bone.

Hey!hey! Honey, I m home!


3. I broke a nail opening the mail,

I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell.

This job s a pain it s so mundane,

it sure don t stimulate my brain.
This job ain t worth the pay, can t wait till the end of the day.

Hey, Honey I m on my way, hey! hey! hey!hey!
+ REFRAIN + Oh, rub my neck will you, + D - G - D - G

Hey, hey hey, hey, hey, !
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+ REFRAIN I m home. That feels much better !