1. The car won t start, it s falling apart,
I was late for work and the boss got smart.
My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose,
my hair went flat, man I hate that.
2. Just when I thought things couldn t get worse,
I realized I forgot my purse.
With all this stress I must confess,
this could be worse than PMS.
This job ain t worth the pay, can t wait till the end of the day.
Hey, Honey I m on my way, hey! hey! hey!hey!
Honey, I m home and I had a hard day,
pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
fix me up my favorite treat.
Honey, I m back, my head s killing me,
I need to relax and watch TV,
get off the phone give the dog a bone.
Hey!hey! Honey, I m home!
3. I broke a nail opening the mail,
I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell.
This job s a pain it s so mundane,
it sure don t stimulate my brain.
This job ain t worth the pay, can t wait till the end of the day.
Hey, Honey I m on my way, hey! hey! hey!hey!
+ REFRAIN + Oh, rub my neck will you, + D - G - D - G
Hey, hey hey, hey, hey, !
+ -
+ REFRAIN I m home. That feels much better !
