[Verse 1]
I ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you ve got being right down to an art
You think you re a genius you drive me up the wall
You re a regular original, a know-it-all
[Bridge]
Oh-oo-oh, you think you re special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you re something else
Okay, so you re a rocket scientist
[Chorus]
Bm#
That don t impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don t get me wrong, yeah I think you re alright
But that won t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don t impress me much
[Verse 2]
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place
[Chorus]
That don t impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don t get me wrong, yeah I think you re alright
But that won t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don t impress me much
[Verse 3]
You re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can t believe you kiss your car good night
C mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin , right!
[Chorus]
That don t impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don t get me wrong, yeah I think you re alright
But that won t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don t impress me much
You think you re cool but have you got the touch
Don t get me wrong, yeah I think you re alright
But that won t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don t impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you re Elvis or something
Boy that hurt
That don t impress me much
