You re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Author: Dr. Seuss
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
You re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You re as cuddly as a cactus
You re as charming as an eel
Mr. Gri-i-inch
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You re a bad banana
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With a greasy black peel
[Verse 2]
You re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Gri-i-inch
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I wouldn t touch you, with a
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Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
[Verse 3]
You re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You re a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Gri-i-inch
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The three words that best describe you are as follows,
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and I quote:
