And well, I think I ve gone mad
Isn t that so sad?
And what a shame you ve lost a brain that you never had
Oh, mum check the car - It can t have gone far
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
It s likely in a Sainsbury s
Flirting with the girls and waiting for me
I jumped on a bus, declared my name
And asked if anybody had seen my brain
Your brain was last seen going for a run
And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?
Cause she adores ya, but I think you re shit
"I ve gotta look for my brain for a bit!"
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
"Well what do you expect when you ve got no mind!"
I searched all day it drove me insane
"Where would I be if I was my brain?"
Db Bbm F# x 8 for instrument break
Outro
The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain
But couldn t find a single trace of my brain
"Oops I did it again" started playing
Forget my brain, remember my pain
Single beat on Db to finish.