What the hell is wrong with me?
I m not who i want to be
I tried spot cream an? i tried it all
I m crawling up the wall!
What s my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....
I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door
Said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road an the judge
Didn t even know
What s my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....
Dad got pissed so i got clocked
Couldn?t hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you ing mad
What s my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....
Now i m round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An you won?t know who came
What s my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....
What s my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....