They Call That Religion

INTRO

                  

    



They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well

Now he s preaching just to buy jelly rolls

Old deacon jones he was a preaching king

Man they caught him  round the house trying to shake that thing

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
       
They call that religion (they call that religion)
                                                                       
They call that religion, but you know he s going to hell when he dies



Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs
          
He was a friend of the president and everything
          
he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean
                                               
well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call the religion (they call that religion)
                                                                       
They call that religion, but you know he s going to hell when he dies



Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same 
            
He had the millionaires now playing his game,
               
He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well 
                            
follow me movie stars move objects with your mind

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion (they call that religion)
                                                                     
They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died


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Yeah they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion (they call that religion)
                                                                           
They call that religion but you know they re going to hell when they die