Letra
Ver letra con acordes
Intro:
x2
Verse: Same chords as intro
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said gosh dang, this is great!
Prechorus:
But now I m like a prehistoric screwball
Walking round with no sex at all
Chorus: Same chords as intro/verse
I said
Where s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn t there
I ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I m running late, I can t be late
I can t go out without my sex
It s cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
Verse 2:
Meg likes to hide it
She said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine
She s always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
Prechorus 2:
It s gonna be another hour or more
Till I am ready to walk out the door
Chorus 2:
I said
Where s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn t there
I ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I m running late, I can t be late
I can t go out without my sex
It s cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
Break:
People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister, got time?
I ve got no sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor
Chorus 3:
I said
Where s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn t there
I ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I m running late, I can t be late
I can t go out without my sex
It s cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
x2
Verse: Same chords as intro
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said gosh dang, this is great!
Prechorus:
But now I m like a prehistoric screwball
Walking round with no sex at all
Chorus: Same chords as intro/verse
I said
Where s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn t there
I ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I m running late, I can t be late
I can t go out without my sex
It s cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
Verse 2:
Meg likes to hide it
She said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine
She s always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
Prechorus 2:
It s gonna be another hour or more
Till I am ready to walk out the door
Chorus 2:
I said
Where s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn t there
I ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I m running late, I can t be late
I can t go out without my sex
It s cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
Break:
People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister, got time?
I ve got no sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor
Chorus 3:
I said
Where s my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn t there
I ve got no idea where it disappeared to
I m running late, I can t be late
I can t go out without my sex
It s cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I m an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend