Cheaper To Keep Her

G

YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK

    G7              

YOU JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK

     C                    Cm

YOU CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BEER

      G                 G/F#

YOURE CREDIT CARDS DONT WORK 

                    Em

AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOURE A JERK

      C                          D

YOURE WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP HERE





CHORUS:

               G          D        G

IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND

               G          D               G

IT WOULDA BEEN BETTER TO LET HER KEEP YOU DOWN

 C                  D     G             G/F#     Em

LIVIN WITH A CRAZY WIFE, BEATS AN EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT

               G          D        G

IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND



G/F#         Em                                  

NOW YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE

         G     G/F#

WATCHIN COLOMBO

Em

EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

     D          Cadd9     D

JUST REMEMBER I TOLD YOU SO



REPEAT CHORUS



INSTRUMENTAL: Em G G/F# Em D



              G          D       G

SO IF YOURE THINKIN BOUT SAYIN ADIOS

       G             D        G

WELL TAKE IT FROM A FOOL WHO KNOWS

       G             G7

SHES GONNA SERVE YOU PAPERS

          C                Cm

MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE

              G         G/F#          Em

AND WHEN HER LAWYER GETS THROUGH WITH YOU

      Cadd9                  D

YOURE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO



REPEAT CHORUS



IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND