David J Is A Sickness

C - F - Dm - G



then



e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--|

B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--|

G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--|

D--2-----------3-----------------------0--|

A--3-----------------------------------2--|

E--------------------------------------3--|



       C             F

you're helpless, and hopeless

          Dm           G

you wanna help out the homeless

    C      F           Dm   G

but you've got problems

       C             F

you're selfish, and worthless

          Dm            G

and you have no ing purpose

         C               F             Dm   G

you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob





Dm   G   C            F     Dm         G        C

whoa-oh  whoa  WHOOOAAAAA   whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh





          C                         F

there are morals that conflict with orals

                   Dm                      G                

that conflict with anals that believe in angels

C          F         Dm    G

angels are hating on you

   C           F         

if good is the absence of evil

    Dm                      G

and evil is the absence of good

C                   F

there is an axis of evil

Dm                   G             

rolling into this neighborhood





                  Dm      F

with the sound of gunshots

C      E     Am

bang! pow!! pswchh!!!



Dm    G    C   Am    Dm   G   C. G. Am.  Dm  G  C

whoa-oh





       C                        F

it was then that i found i am a vampire

       Dm                       Am

i have fangs ing 15 inches long

       C                        F

the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood

         Dm                               Am

feels so good i am compelled to sing this song

       C                         F

and at night when i retire to my coffin

     Dm                          Am

to sleep for a hundred years or more

        C                             F

all you people that i know will have died long ago

          Dm                                Am     Am - F - C

and their children will have died ten years before



Dm       G          C  G   Am

whoaaaaa-oh. whooaa-oh-oh-ohhh