Scenesters

C                                      G

Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere

C                                      G

With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts

C                                      G

Why didn't the shins come to phoenix?

C                                      G

And why didn't mirah come to phoenix?



Am

Because the modified is too small

E

And the marquis is too big

C

And the complex is rightfully dead

F                            Am                E                  

And the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause

C   G

C                                      G

Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere

C                                             G

With their hair gel and their color green

C                   G                C                            G

How do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?



              Am                                     E

Because their hair gel that they use isn't tested on animals

          C                             F

And their swallow tattoos are ing lame

    Am                       E

And cocaine is essentially vegan

         C                 F

And they don't give a  anyway

           C [pause]           G [pause]

They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them

C                                      G

C                                      G

C                                      G

Oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere

C                                      G

With their violence and pomposity

C                                      G

So ing straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness

C                                      G

And praying to a sideways cross

   Am        E             C                       F

So urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor

Am                       E [pause]               

They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair

C                                      G

C                                      G

Oh my god there's assholes everywhere

C                                      G

Pretentious ing assholes everywhere

C                                      G

Oh my god there's assholes everywhere

C                                      G

Pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere 

End on G.





Hope that was understandable. The G is quickly added onto the end of the C, if 

that wasn't obvious from listening to the song. :D