Straight Hey Bitch

transcribed by: pavlovs_son



Ebm                 C#

There is a boy in a band 

                       Ebm

who is friends with my ex-boyfriends

                    C#

high school friend, Christian

            Ebm         C#

A very nice gentleman.

Ebm            

He seems to know me

    C#

but I can't remember him

Fm      

good god forgive me,

    C#                F#   C#

I'm out of my element



      C#                     Fm

And I can't seem to them all straight

         C#                    Ab

I've forgotten which people I like

                   Eb

and which people I hate and I'm waiting

    C#                      Fm

for someone to shake me and say:

Fm               C#           Fm

Hey bitch, your wish is my command.

Fm             C#         

Just smile and nod we'll under

F#                      C#

Standing infront of the sink 

                     F#

I believe I've been tricked 

                  C#                     F#        C#

into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.



F#                   C#

No use expecting the worst

                      F#

let the thing run its course

                        C#

and in time you'll look back thinking

         F#         C#

God, how hilarious!



      C#                          Fm

And I can't seem to keep them all straight.

      C#                           Ab

I've forgotten which ones I should skip

                        Eb

and which ones I should take and I'm waiting

    C#                      Fm

for someone to shake me and say:

Fm               C#

Hey bitch! Don't quit

              Fm

You're almost there.

             C#               F#

Dont give up now make friends instead

         C#           F#              C#

of going out go home instead of going down

           Fm

go back to bed





instrumental: Fm  C# 



F#                    C#

There is a man on the phone

                    F#

Who's convinced I'm alone

             C#         

And I try to convince the poor guy 

          F#             C#

that it's way too late.

F#

He seems to like me 

      C#                    Fm

but I can't relate I would like to get closer

     C#                            F#    C#

But Christ all the time it takes.



      C#                        Fm

And I can't seem to keep myself straight

     C#                          Ab

I've forgotten which feelings to show

                      Eb  

and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting

    C#                      Fm

for someone to shake me and say:

Fm              C#

HEY BITCH! Nice !

                 Fm

You're broke but then 

               C#

you're rich in love.

                F#

You're great in bed!

                C#

You'll see the world 

                 F#

You'll knock 'em dead.

            C#                      F#

And all the thick books that you've read

               C#             Fm            F#

will count for nothing in the end.