A Dog From Hell And His Good Advice

                     Cm

Welcome to Hell

                     Bb

Now buy me a drink

                        Fm

You better get comfortable

                                   Cm

It's going to be a few days



                                   Cm

First Jonah got swallowed

                            Bb

Then Jonah got spit

                                   Fm

'Cause Jonah had an ego

                               Cm

Until Jonah took a dip

Bb                 Fm G                      (Silent)

But if you're gonna try go all the way



C

This could mean losing

Bd

Again and again

F

Wives and girlfriends

C

And sleeping on a park bench

C

Ridicule and mockery

Bd

Isolation is a gift

F                                          C

All the others are a test of your endurance



G

And despite rejections

F F G

and the worst of odds

F F G

it will be better than

F F G

anything else (you can imagine)



C             G                               Am        F

And the nights will flame with fire

C             G                               Am        F

Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it

C             G                               Am        F

Riding life straight to perfect laughter

Dm                                               F

It's still the only good fight there is

F

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Dm                       G                        C

If you're gonna try go all the way.



   C                                              Bb

I suppose like others I've come through

                                           F                                                     C

fire and sword Head on crashes, drunk at sea, and love gone wrong

C

Some people never go crazy

Bd

What horrible lives they must lead

            F                                                       C

There's boring damn people all over the Earth



G

Oh what a circus,

F F G

we're all gonna die

F F G

That alone should make us

F F G

love each other, But it don't.



C             G                               Am        F

And the nights will flame with fire.

C             G                               Am        F

Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it

C             G                               Am        F

Riding life straight to perfect laughter

Dm                                               F

It's still the only good fight there is

F

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Dm                       G                        C

If you're gonna try go all the way.



[Bridge]

Dm F Am G Dm F Am G

Dm F Am G Dm F Am G



Dm                       F                Am                                      G

We're here to unlearn the teachings of the church and state.

Dm                            F                                   G

We're here to drink beer, we're here to kill war

Dm                   F

We're here to laugh at the odds

Am                             G

And live our lives so well

Dm                       F                    G

that death will tremble to take us

G

Oh Tremble to take us

G

Oh tremble to take us

G

Oh tremble to take



C                                            Bb

Things get bad for all of us almost constantly

F                                                                                C

But what we do with that constant stress reveals who we are

C

Too often I hear people complain

Bb

They've done nothing with their lives

F                                                                    C

And wait for someone to tell them it isn't so



G

To fight for each minute

F F G

is to fight for what's possible

F F G

So your life and your death

F F G

will not be like theirs

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!



C             G                               Am        F

And the nights will flame with fire.

C             G                               Am        F

Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it

C             G                               Am        F

Riding life straight to perfect laughter

Dm                                               F

It's still the only good fight there is





C             G                               Am        F

And the nights will flame with fire.

C             G                               Am        F

Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it

C             G                               Am        F

Riding life straight to perfect laughter

Dm                                               F

It's still the only good fight there is

F

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Dm                                               F

It's still the only good fight there is

Dm                   G                     C     Am

If you're gonna try go all the way

Dm                    G                     C      G C

If you're gonna try go all the way