More Like Them

 [Intro]

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[Verse 1]

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Well I hear that there's a party tonight

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And I probably won't go, but thanks for the invite

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'Cause I'd rather stay home and drink gallons of wine

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And that must be why nobody stops by



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Why I get so angry when I go out

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Why you think I think too much and I should just calm down

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You can't take me anywhere so you hide me out

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And then you ask why I think you never loved me now



[Chorus]

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Why can't I be more like them?

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The kind of people who go out of their way to make new friends

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'Cause I don't give a good goddamn about you, I'm not making amends

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Oh honey, why can't I be more like them?



[Verse 2]

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You don't believe me when I say I want to be alone

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You think there's someone here when I don't pick up the phone

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And now you can't believe I want to talk, honey, oh no

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Well you'll get used to it, it's going to be a hell of a ride though



[Chorus]

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So why can't I be more like them?

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The kind of people who feel sad when relationships end

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Well honey I don't want you now, but it's not about him

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Oh honey why can't I be more like them?

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Why can't I be more like them?



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'Cause they get away with shit that I never will

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You'd think that I do these things to them just to be cruel

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'Cause it's always got to be about wanting another man

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Oh but she just needed some space, why can't I be like that?

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Oh you just need to get laid, why can't I be like that?



[Verse 3]

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'Cause I gave you everything I had

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All my cheapest beer and cigarettes

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And now you want your money back

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Well I'm sorry baby but I still don't have it



[Chorus]

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Why can't I be more like them?

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The kind of people who can still manage to get upset

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Well if you that think I'm so ing emotionally dense

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It's 'cause I am

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Why can't you be more like that?

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And why can't I be more like them?



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