The Mungs - Country Jesus

Country Jesus                   (Cuming and Myalls: Mung Records, Â© 2003)



Chorus:

C                                             F                            C

Well! If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win

    F                                                         C

If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win

      G                     F                          C

Cuz all City Jesus ever really does is sin



Verse1:

C

He stays up all night drinking and carousing

             F                                                                      C

Yeah he stays up all night just drinking and carousing

        G                                             F                          C

And when the morning comes around he'll still be up rough housing



Chorus:



Verse 2:

C

God was gay he never slept with Mary

  F                                                              C

God was a homo he never slept with Mary

        G                                   F                                      C

Well I'm not one for gossip but some say Jesus was a fairy



Up up the poop chute here comes Jesus



Up up the poop shoot here comes God



You're not gonna be spared the divine rod



Chorus:



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