Smooth Talkin

 [Intro]

N.C.

SPOKEN: You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover, you also have to be

a smooth talker. Well, of course I know how to talk to women! Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell

them.





[Verse 1]

Em7                           A7                              Em7           A7

Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump (That's right)

Em7                                A7                                     Em7      A7

Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk (You like that?)

                                                                                                              

                                                                                                              

[Verse 2]

Em7                                     A7

Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down

                            Em7                    Em7

And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears)

     Em7                                A7                               Em7   A7

Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers

                                                                                                              

                                                                                                              

[Chorus 1]

D7             C7                                   D7

 Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp

          C7                                      D7

I'm gonna lightly stroke your fflendal 'til you twarf

            C7

Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby



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N.C.                                           Bm7 B7

'Til you scream