A Christmas Duel

                   C

I bought no gifts this year

                                 Am

And I slept with your sister

              F                                                    C                 G

I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her

                    C

But with the year we had last

                                     Am

And the dress that she wore

                    F

I just went along for the ride

                               C       G

And I came back for more

             Am              G    C

And I’m sorry, baby



(That’s all okay honey cause see)

                    C

I bought no tree this year

                                     Am

And I slept with your brother

                         F

I wrecked your Daddy’s car

                                       C         G

And went down on your Mother

                 C

I set your record collection on fire

                 Am

And said I never knew

                  F

Felt kind of bad about that

                               C     G

And I know you did too

             F                          G

So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me

               C                               Am

Who the  anyway wants a Christmas tree



                  F

Cause the snow keeps on fallin

         G

Even though we were bad

      F                                       G

It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

        Am             F                    C

And spend this Christmas together



    C

I married you last year

                                     Am

Bet you thought I was sober, right?

                  F

But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see

C                                   G

This could all have been over

                C                                           Am

Ah honey please don’t excuse your behaviour

               F

Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will

       C                   G

It’s now all in my favour

          F                             G

So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me

               C                                Am

Who the  anyway wants a Christmas tree

                  F

Cause the snow keeps on fallin

          G

Even though we were bad

      F                                      G

It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad



       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together



Am                                            C

Holding on without any reason

           Am   

Cause something’s strong (something’s strong)

                    C

This holiday season (this holiday season)



             F                          G

So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me

                     C                                Am   

And who the  anyway wants a Christmas tree

                  F

Cause the snow keeps on fallin

         G

Even though we were bad

       F                                      G

It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad



       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C

And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

(repeat)