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[Verse]
You point and laugh because I am a virgin
Well haha, soâs my imaginary girlfriend
I look at her, she knows what Im after
Blow me like a dragon, Iâll be your dungeon master
I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call
[Chorus]
We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but weâre as happy as can be
[Verse]
You had a secret club you never let me in
You said Iâm weak âcuz Iâm allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them âdollsâ
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls
I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough
[Bridge]
Bazinga
Scissors paper rock
Lizard beating Spock
Bazinga
I used to play World of Warcraft
But then I took a to the
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