Your mother really likes me and your friends all think I m cool.
My father almost shit himself when he heard you graduated top of your school.
We like all the same movies and I catch you when you fall
but something is amiss here, something that ruins it all.
I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
Oh my dicks so small it look like a pimple on the top of my balls.
A tiny dick. A skinny dick. A tiny dick.
I spend hours and hours pleasuring you but nothing does the trick.
Thats because you internally and you have a tiny dick.
I told you that if you trimmed your pubes it might not look so bad.
So when I did what you said and pulled down my pants you began to laugh.
Its an itty bitty prick.
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
A tiny dick. A crooked dick. A tiny dick.
If only it were thicker you might not feel forlorn.
But since I love him and its really really tiny its like tragic. i guess we ll just
watch ...
and then I ll ... what? then I ll take a bath.
Because I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
A tiny dick. Its really tiny. A tiny dick.
Is that a tick? No its my dick. A tiny dick.
Tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny dick.
