Fellas, arent you glad your not a woman.
your not a sheila, your a peter, or a clive.
Because their lack of spacial awareness,
makes them really flipin careless,
you should never ever let a woman drive.
When a girl is sitting at the wheel,
your gunna hear the crunch of steel,
there s a very real danger,
that she ll crash into a stranger,
if you want to leave the car alive,
never let a woman drive!
If you ever let a bird reverse,
your gunna end up in a hearse,
your in massiv flipin peril,
if your drivers name is sheryll,
if you want to leave the car alive,
never let a woman drive!