[Intro]
[x2]
[Verse 1]
I donât want a fortnight on the Costa del Sol
Donât wanna go to Bognor, itâs a plague-ridden hole
And it donât fit in with my ideology
Down the Adriatic to the Vlora Bay
Twenty pints of Fosters and Iâm away
âCause now I know just where I wanna be
Albania, thatâs the place for me
[Verse 2]
I used to like Bermuda but thereâs too many lice
And last year I got herpes and thatâs not very nice
So take me where the lemmings all run free
Weâll boogie in Tirana to the latests sounds
Then to Girokastra and weâll do the rounds
âCause now I know just where I wanna be
Albania, thatâs the place for me
[Verse 3]
There really isnât anything can match the charms
Of the tractor factories and the halibut farms
And the legendâry football team, Partizani
I donât want a holiday in the sun
Two weeks in Albaniaâs much more fun
And now I know just where I wanna be
Albania, thatâs the place for me
I said Albania, thatâs the place for me