T V Party

TV PARTY
by Greg Ginn

[Intro] (on bass) is something like:
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TV party tonight! TV party tonight!
                                      
TV party tonight! TV party tonight!

[Verse]
                                          
We re gonna have a TV party tonight (alright!)
                                          
We re gonna have a TV party alright (tonight!)

[Chorus]
                                         
We ve got nothing better to do
                                                               
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Verse]
All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight (alright!)
We ll pass out on the couch, alright (tonight!)

[Chorus]
                                         
We ve got nothing better to do
                                                               
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Bridge]
                                                                 
Don t talk about anything else, we don t wanna know
                                           
We re dedicated to our favourite shows

                               
          That s Incredible!          Hillstreet Blues
                                      
          Dallas            Quincy

[Verse]
TV news shows us what it s like out there (it s a scare!)
You can go out if you want (we wouldn t dare)

[Chorus]
                                         
We ve got nothing better to do
                                                               
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Bridge]
                                                                 
Don t talk about anything else, we don t wanna know
                                           
We re dedicated to our favourite shows

                               
          That s Incredible!          Hillstreet Blues
                                      
          Dallas            Quincy

[Bridge]
Saturday Night Live!   Monday Night Football
Ginats Game    Fridays

[Verse]
I wouldn t without my TV for a day (or even a minute)
I don t even bother to use my brain anymore
(there s nothing left in it)

[Chorus]
                                         
We ve got nothing better to do
                                                               
Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Verse]
Hey, wait a minute, my TV set doesn t work! (it s broken)
Hey, this isn t fair; what are we gonna do tonight? (we re hurting)

[Outro]
No! That s Incredible! No! Hillstreet Blues
No! Dallas  No! Quincy!!

[slower]
           
No T-V party tonight