The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show
Key
Verse 1:
My baby don t want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
She just wants my lovin all the time.
When I m at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she s beggin for
to fill the void when I m not by her side.
Chorus
A multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that s so unique
That takes my place when I m not by her side.
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner s helmet
A backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that s right I said a latex fist
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
It was the one she wanted all along
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don t shine.
Chorus
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
that SOB will never be the same
He won t forget this love affair. That toy s still in his derriere
And now I wish I d bought that latex fist.
