Hey all the people out there. This is my first tab so just bear with me. This is my own
version of she thinks my tractors sexy. This song is really easy even all beginners can
learn this simple song so here it is
Tuning: EADGBE
Capo on 3rd fret
Intro
Roberts on the couch playing x-box
Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off
So he goes outside and plays with his dog
Early every morning when the sun comes up
He goes in the house to get washed up
Then he comes outside with a paper cup
Chorus
Robert thinks Dutches is sexy
It really turns him on
He s always staring at him
while he s jerking his dog
He likes the way Dutches looks at him
when he s laying down
He even thinks his tan is brown
Robert s the only one who really understands what dogs are
Robert thinks Dutches is sexy
2nd Verse
Every night Robert sits outside
Wishing and hoping for a bite
Walking his dog and eating fries
and then he a way to take him home
Repeat Chorus
Then it goes like this
Robert aint into thing appropriate
So he lays on his ass and eats some chips
Robert thinks Dutches is
Robert thinks Dutches is
Repeat the chorus
Then thats the end of the song.I hope you enjoy it