Artist: Camper Van Beethoven
Song: Axe Murderer Song
Album: Vantiquities
Tuning: Standard, Capo 3
INTRO:
[] [] [] []
VERSE 1:
[] Why do [] lovers park [] down deserted [] lanes? [] []
Near [] haunted [] houses and [] homes for the [] insane? [] []
Like a [] deformed [] son who was [] locked in a [] shed []
[] Later es-[]-caped when he [] chopped off their [] heads [] []
VERSE 2:
[] Why do [] axe murderers [] only [] attack [] []
When you re [] partially [] nude or you re [] taking a [] bath [] []
[] Tho there are [] times I feel [] softer than [] most [] []
[] Somedays like [] yogurt & [] some days like [] toast [] []
[] [] [] []
VERSE 3:
[] Sorority [] girls and [] fraternity [] boys [] []
[] Always de-[]-flowered. They re [] rich and they re [] spoiled [] []
So we [] never feel [] bad when Aunt [] Jenny, who s [] dead [] []
[] Surprises them [] lying on [] her wedding [] bed [] []
VERSE 4:
When we re [] making [] love now, I [] feel so ex-[]-posed [] []
[] Might you im-[]-pale me or [] turn into [] those [] []
[] Creatures that [] feed on the [] flesh of the [] living [] []
They [] hide in the [] corn between [] June & Thanks-[]-giving [] []
OUTTRO:
[] Why do axe [] murderers [] only at-[]-tack when we re
[] Making love... [] [] []
[] Why do axe [] murderers [] only at-[]-tack when we re
[] Partially nude [] [] or [] taking a
[] Bath.
--crookedpath
