[Intro]
Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho
I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I m the man (oh shit)
Iâm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
There,s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I,m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
Ohh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my ? (woo) What up, my ?
Big ups, my , we up, my
You pussy ass , man, y,all s
Cause I m that , , ,
I m that
[Refrão]
I woke up in Chris Brown s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can t believe that it s Freaky Friday
Yeah, it s Freaky Friday
I m in Chris Brown s body
I drive his Ferrari and I m light-skinned black
(Ring ring) What the ?
I woke up and I m Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
Ugh, what the ?
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain t nobody know my name (whoa)
Ain t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain t nobody judging cause I m black or my controversial past
I ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
Ayy, I m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the alone, bitch
Wait, if I m in Dicky s body, Breezy is who?
Hope my daughter s in school
, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?
[Refrão]
I woke up in Chris Brown s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can t believe that it s Freaky Friday
Yeah, it s Freaky Friday
I m in Chris Brown s body
I look at my soft dick with delight, it s my dream dick
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
I m tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
I m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter?
Now I m at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in but he won t let me in
I don t know who that is
Wait, who the he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer s head (woo)
Walked up to that motherer
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we re switching back
[Refrão]
I woke up in Chris Brown s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(I can t believe)
I can t believe that it s Freaky Friday
Wait, what the ?
And now I m in Ed Sheeran s body
It s way less cool than being Chris Brown was
What the again?
I m DJ Khaled
Why am I yelling?
Huh, I m Kendall Jenner
I got a , I m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
Holy shit, I got a (uh), I m gonna learn
I m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman