Um, first post ever...feel free to tell me your corrections! As of now I m not
sure how to make it see my chords...suggestions? So I can fix it?
Also, sometimes I like to transpose this so I can play it in capo 5 but in the
same key, because it s easier.
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[VERSE 1]
I didn t mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator
Snaps when you step on board
And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving door
And I was kidding when I said I hope the number one-oh three bus
Hits and makes a pancake out of you
I m sorry, I m sorry
Isn t amazing what a woman in love will do?
[VERSE 2] (same as the last verse)
And I don t really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge
Flip over and crash through the rail
And I d feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local sex offender
Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail
And I really don t want to see you getting radiation poisonining from the
metal detector
That all passengers on foreign and domestic flights must walk through
I m sorry, forgive me
For all the mean things I said to you
[BRIDGE]
You thought I didn t have a temper
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise!
But I really don t want to see you dismembered by the marijuana sniffing dogs
When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice
[VERSE 3] (again, same as the first one)
And I m sorry that I said I hope the plane explodes in mid-air
As it carries you away from me
And I m sorry that I said I hope you break both legs
On the mountain while you ski
And I m sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother
Even though we both know they re true
(it s different here at the end)
I m sorry, forgive me
I m swallowing my pride I d feel so guilty if you died
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Oh, I m sorry, but I m still mad at you.