Internet Chick
Convicted Sex Offenders
Letra

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Date: Tue, 07 Apr 1998 17:44:05 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
From: "Moir, Adam C" <[email protected]>
Subject: c/convicted_sex_offenders/internet_chick.crd

Internet Chick
Performed By: The Convicted Sex Offenders and The Three Deaf Mexicans
Written By: Matthew Berra
Tabbed By: Adam Moir
Internet Chick

[tab]Intro: 2x
Verse 1[/tab]
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I spent my life, searching for a girl,[/tab]
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I serched High and Low, I serched the world.[/tab]
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The other day I finaly found her, she s not where I thought she d be,[/tab]
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I met her over my computer, We had cyber chemistry.[/tab]

Refrain 1:
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She s my internet girl, I met her out in cyber space,[/tab]
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My internet girl, I ve never even seen her face,[/tab]
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My internet girl, says that she loves me,[/tab]
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I met her over my PC.[/tab]

Verse 2:
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I logged on, went into my favorite chat,[/tab]
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Typed in What s going on, nobody replied to that.[/tab]
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I sat there sad till sombody asked me, would you like to talk privately,[/tab]
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Surprised and happy I quickly typed back, oh yes definetly.[/tab]

Refrain 2:
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Then I met my internet girl, I decided to get daring,[/tab]
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My internet girl, I typed in what are you wearing,[/tab]
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My internet girl, typed on back to me,[/tab]
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A pair of silk, black panties.[/tab]

Verse 3:
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That moment I got excited, I didn t know just what to do,[/tab]
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Confused and happy I quickly typed back, Black panties I m wearing them too.[/tab]
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That moment I realized, what it was I had just said,[/tab]
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I didn t look like a sexual genius, I just looked like a pervert instead.[/tab]

Refrain 3:
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And then my internet, I sat waiting for her reply,[/tab]
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My internet girl, I thought that I was gonna die,[/tab]
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My internet girl, typed on back to me,[/tab]
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That makes me so horny.[/tab]

Verse 4:
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Our relationship started to blossom, into what you see today,[/tab]
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We talk over our computers, while wearing women s lingerie.[/tab]

Refrain 5:
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She s my internet girl, she s such a part of my life,[/tab]
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My internet girl, I want to make her my wife,[/tab]
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My internet girl, we will always be,[/tab]
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Together through technology.[/tab]

If you have any questions drop me an e-mail [email protected].