[Intro/Chorus]
I m the only gay eskimo, I m the only one i know,
I m the only gay eskimo in my tribe
[Verse 1]
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all i wanna do is get into his parka
I m the only gay eskimo in my tribe
[Verse 2]
Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers
But me i ve got this crazy yearning for rubber
I m the only gay eskimo in my tribe
[Verse 3]
I make a wish on the northern lights
that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I m the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now
[Verse 4]
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when i see the north pole
See the north pole
[Outro/Chorus]
I m the only gay eskimo, i m the only one i know
i m the only gay eskimo in my tribe